Okay, so now I know that Screaming Yellow Zonkers WERE a yellow candy that
made people act in an insane manner. So. . . why did they die out? Some
sort of crunchy con plot? Did the diet imams stamp them out? Are Twinkies
(my own lunchtime mainstay as a child) next? And where do you stand in the
whole Ding Dong/Ho-ho debate?