Flower Child Junk Food
[Jack Fowler  03/08 10:22 AM]

You are all are so retro and groovie and psychedelic that I thought you would have experienced Screaming Yellow Zonkers, well known in 1970s, and STILL available today (Bruce, you can order your case here) despite all efforts of the Fat Police. It was a famous pop culture munchie, although maybe Sam Drucker wasn't selling them in Hooterville. Of course, SYZ has sold out, like so many of us who eat processed foods, own microwaves, and bathe daily: they're the corporate sibling of Fiddle Faddle and Poppycock, which are surely other food stuffs verboten in crunchieland. That said, I've got to extract myself from this blog — I grew up in the Bronx, and the closet we ever came to anything "agrarian" was an Armenian family that lived on the corner — and get back to the real world. Maybe I'll sell some luxurious, indulgent NR cruises. Hey, how about a Crunchy Con cruise?! ("Join us as we raft down the Mississippi .")